After a multi-year hiatus, our comments section is back! We love our lil’ community, and keeping this place fun and informative is our aim. Here are some simple ground rules for keeping it that way.

  • First and foremost: this is our site. Comments may be deleted as we see fit. If legalese is your speed, please visit our Terms of Use & Privacy Policy.
  • Keep it civil. If you have to think about what that means, take a few minutes and some deep breaths before comment. (Or, maybe, just don’t comment at all.)
  • Do not post others’ personal information, unsolicited advertising, links to dubious charities, or misleading/libelous stuff. Spamblor is our nemesis. If we discover you’re an agent of Spamblor, you will be banned.
  • If you know us, you know we’re salty fuckers. Cussing is fine, but your comment will automatically be reviewed before it’s posted. Just the way the commenting system works. Y’all are good people, so I’m sure it’ll be fine. That said…
  • Hate speech, harassment, bigotry, or personal attacks will not be tolerated. Just don’t. That you will be banned from using our site is both a given and the least of your problems.

Our mod team is very small, overworked, and underpaid. We may not be able to catch everything. If you see something, please flag the comment and/or get in touch at webmaster@allthingsaloud.com.

Thank you for your cooperation, citizen.

—Prof. Frink.